Ben and Joey

Hymie's Basement

Compositor: Andrew Broder / Jonathan Wolf

why?:
people make sure their hair looks good before they walk in a room.
airplane blankets smell like brand new baseball uniforms
(and they don't keep you warm).
ivy and moss are highly successful organisms.
hitchhikers stay hitchhikers by turning down rides.
when we were kids, my friend ben told me
that when i was with a girl,
i should think about how close she was to me
occupying the same air.
only seperated by our shirts.